Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:16 PM GMT
Just wanted to dispel any of the chicken little alarmists out there worrying about the geosysmic event that occured in Eastern Canada. The fact of the matter is that the sysmic event was caused by Canada’s own jublient "Newfies" collectively jumping up and down at the same time following the winning of the Gold medal for curling at the Olympics. To all of those that were alarmed by this event, our apologies. I am sure an apology will be forthcoming directly from the peoples of Newfoundland & Labrador… just as soon as the Newfie Screetch wears off of course…
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