Philosophy of sex

of sex

"I believe that
sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

–Tom Clancy

"You know "that
look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
–Steve Martin

"Having sex is
like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good

immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
–Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a
number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in
women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
–Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to
the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."

–Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90
is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
–George Burns

"Sex is one of
the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

–George Burns

"Women might be
able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
–Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend
always laughs during sex —no matter what she’s reading."
–Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple

"My mother
never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
–Jack Nicholson

lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets
oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
–Barbara Bush (Former US First
Lady — and you didn’t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes,
divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his

"Women complain
about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month
that I can be myself."

"Women need a
reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
–Billy Crystal

"According to a
new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than
they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too
judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
–Robert De Niro

"There’s a new
medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic
reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the

"There’s very
little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just
show me somebody naked."
–Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of
getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her
a house."

"See, the
problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run
one at a time."
–Robin Williams

About Anarchenisis

Mildly competitive… maybe a small bit head strong… sometimes has an opinion… and occasionally has a requirement to be right (currently averaging 99.9% of the time). But my high level of sensitivity and empathy makes up for any of my minor faults :-)
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